ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE IS ANGRY AT JOAN RIVERS. BOO-HOO.

On Tuesday Joan Rivers went to her local Costco in Burbank with a bullhorn and handcuffed herself to a shopping cart in protest. You see, they refused to stock her new book, ‘I Hate Everyone…Starting with Me’ simply because it has the word ‘shit’ on the back cover.

After her protest/brilliant publicity stunt, Joan gave an interview to a local L.A. tv station. “People should have the right to have the literature they want. This is the beginning of Nazi Germany,” she told KTLA News.

So, as if eating out of her hands, The Anti-Defamation League decides to chime in. And of course they’re not happy. These types of groups never are. They have absolutely no time for pleasure, comedy, or satire. They just don’t get it. They remind me of groups like GLAAD in this way. I begin my rant after the jump.

“While Joan Rivers may be right in criticizing Costco’s decision, there is simply no comparison between a private company’s choice not to sell a book and the policies of the Nazi regime that engaged in the systematic persecution and slaughter of millions of Jews and others during the Holocaust,” ADL National Director Abraham Foxman said in a statement. He himself is a survivor of the Holocaust and apparently while he was interned, the Nazi’s wedged a stick so far up his ass, it’s still there. So, I’ll go easy on him.

Is it just me, or has political correctness become exhausting? No one can say anything without someone screaming for an apology, asking for someone’s resignation, or perhaps even worse, demanding their firing. Joan Rivers is a comedian. She has been for over 200 years. She’s a professional, Foxman—she knows exactly what she’s doing. No one takes it at face value. You’re making something silly into something serious (trying to at least).

I recommend a solution so we can all move on from uptight political correctness: a faggot-filled, nigger-crazed, jew-obsessed, gay bareback orgy where we smoke meth and fuck bareback in the back of the Pope mobile. We’ll climax with a mass piss on an oil painting of Jesus while a teary-eyed redskinned savage films it all for Youtube, your whore of a mother, and OJ Simpson.

If you’re interested, Abe, you can contact me directly.

And if you hate me, or Joan Rivers, buy her new book!:

[Image of Joan via TMZ]