Video: Listen Girlfriend, It’s Big Beth
Big Beth says she wants to work with Madonna, but she’s not exactly about to get her on the horn. She’s shy. But not shy enough to have a witchy wedding. She tells us that her wedding will not have a flower girl, but there will be hand-binding. Well, Phil’s not up on his lesbian rituals, so I have no idea what that means. You’d think that the last thing a lesbian would want is for their partner’s hands to be bound. What are they going to do, peck at each other?
Watch cutie-pie, Beth after the jump.