Big Beth says she wants to work with Madonna, but she’s not exactly about to get her on the horn. She’s shy. But not shy enough to have a witchy wedding. She tells us that her wedding will not have a flower girl, but there will be hand-binding. Well, Phil’s not up on his lesbian rituals, so I have no idea what that means. You’d think that the last thing a lesbian would want is for their partner’s hands to be bound. What are they going to do, peck at each other?

Watch cutie-pie, Beth after the jump.