Rejoice, atheists! Nothing warms the cockles of my cold, black heart more than irreverent subversion, especially in the name of religion! Throw in an homage to my favorite 80′s collectible, Garbage Pail Kids and you’ve got pure gold!

Nowadays kids would be bored with a piece of cardboard and a stick of gum, so this series comes a iPhone wallpapers! They’re from skateboard brand ESHE and are totally free. They company calls themselves ‘Professional Bridge Burners’. Where do I sign up?

My favorite is ‘Pedo Pope’ of course, but the others are just as fun. Check out ‘Hole E Christ’ and ‘Brainwshin’ Brian’, after the jump.

Download them for free here.

Download them for free here.

Download them for free here.

Download them for free here.