This is Very Mary-Kate. Upon arrival at her new Summer house in an undisclosed location, the media mogul and co-recipient of this year’s top prize at the CFDA Awards became disoriented in the sprawling mansion. After being separated from her bodyguard, the former ‘Full House’ actress was left to her own devices and forced to resort to her survival skills. While the bone-thin boho chic starlet was lucky enough to survive a fire of her own design, at least one other was not so lucky. Story developing.

In happier times, you can see Mary-Kate giving a lecture on her recent Louisiana Purchase, after the jump.