I was thinking about posting something about the Pakistani’s protesting the Muhammed video, but then I found Glitter Dicks. I want one! You know that shit’s a bitch to clean. Now let’s be honest, you’d be peeing glitter for a week, but you’d look fabulous! Jump in to see the uncensored pics of an entire menagerie of glittered glands. Sparkle snakes? Dipped dongs? Shimmer sausages? Mica members? Oh, I could go on and on…

Now, it goes without saying that this post is very NSFW after the jump, but it’s also NSFM (not safe for mom), so Judy, if you’re reading this, keep moving. There’s noting to see here.

[Via Eclectic 69 VERY NSFW!!]