The Little Bits 9.24.12
Beth Orton was going through it. Let’s support her. The Guardian
Space Soldier. Tendencias Magazine
‘Syrup’ looked like a good idea, but then something went horribly wrong. The Playlist
Fiona Apple is annoying when she talks. SPIN
Fiona gets a letter from the sheriff’s office, “shut up and sing”. TMZ
Derek Lam for Kohl’s. WWD
Woman buys painting at Goodwill for $9.99 and sells it for $34,375.00 ABC News
The Village Voice was sold. The Wrap
This machine will suck sperm out of your penis. D Listed
New York’s hidden subway station. Travelettes
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Fiona Apple is totally sane. Here’s what she had to say about the cops in TX who busted her:
“I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn’t hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and put, the, I got two lock boxes. We’ll call them ‘holding cell one’ and ‘holding cell two.’ In ‘holding cell one’ is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In ‘holding cell two’ is the decoder. I’m the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever.”
She’s got two lock boxes!!!