Last night in Washington DC, Our Lady of the M decided to once again get everyone’s titties all twisted up. During her ‘speech’ section of the show she talked about Lincoln, MLK, prophets, blah, blah, blah. She threw Obama into the mix and just as you were about to nod of from boredom like you did in 8th grade history class, Maddy threw out this little gem, “for better or for worse we have a black Muslim in the white house.”

Now that’s the Maddy we all know and love! Of course she was saying it in her ‘I’m mocking the conservative racists’ voice, but some people didn’t recognize this important distinction. I know it quite well. It’s the same voice I use when I’m mocking my mom because she won’t send me another no-strings-attached check. All I hear her say these days are things like “get a job”, “that’s what credit cards are for”, or my personal favorite, “let that mouth make you some money.” What my mother fails to understand is that nowadays with things like Grindr and Craigslist to compete with, blowjobs don’t pay like they used to. A ho really has to work hard for her money and Madonna understands this first hand. Brava!