Here’s The Thing: If You’re Going To Bother Walking Around Naked, You Can’t Cup The Twig & Berries
I’m torn. I mean who doesn’t enjoy watching men with nice bodies walk around without any clothes on? No one, that’s who. But the University of Warwick Boat Club does us no favors. They’ve decided to parade about in the buff, all while strategically covering their good bits with their man mitts.
The whole point of a man being naked is so we can size him up. See how much he’s dealing with, is he cut or uncut, does he shave, trim, or go full-bore bush, and ultimately, we’d like to discover if he’s a grower or a shower. The latter, I realize, is a bit too much to ask on the first date, but letting the boys go free and bounce about is a must.
Regardless, I share with you this video in hopes that the calendar in which they are shilling goes the full monty and this is only a taste. A teaser, if you will.
Enjoy, or feel slighted—it’s up to you.
You can order the calendar here.