Goddamn it! Why have I never seen this brilliance before now? If you don’t like Sandra Bernhard you won’t like this post (goodbye, thin-lipped bitch!), but if you do, you’ll fucking love it (you sexy, power-pout loudmouth, you!)

Apparently Sandy was shilling for MAC Cosmetics way back in 2006 and no one told me. I thought you cared?

Anyone, I’m moving forward. The clip starts out pretty standard but around the :50 second mark it really gets going. That’s when dear old Sandy is kind enough to warn any ‘little freaked out intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitches’ that they better turn away now or she’ll scare the living shit right out of them.

God bless.

Sandy on Howard Stern (she’s not a fan of Joan Rivers or Kathy Griffin and she tells us why):