Who Knew? Pictures Of Madonna Naked??
This may come as a surprise to some, but apparently there are still unpublished nude photos of Madonna out there. Some guy just bought a bunch of old storage lockers that used to belong to the King of Smut, Bob Guccione. And they were full of old-timey nastiness.
For all you youngin’s out there not fully versed in the language of vintage porno, Mr. Guccione is the founder of Penthouse magazine. And for you same youngin’s, Penthouse is a magazine that has naked women in it. Yes, people used to look at pictures of naked women that were actually printed on paper! Crazy, I know.
Anyway, if you’ve seen one shot of Madonna’s child-maker, you’ve seen them all is what I like to say (and I know you’ve already seen it). Pervert.
As if Madonna’s furry Italian wasn’t enough, apparently those lockers also contain a photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger doing things previously seen only by women of questionable self-worth. That’s right—Arnold having sex!
Apparently, there are also nudie pix of Lauren Hutton (both gaps?) and Bob’s “personal files detailing the situation surrounding his decision to publish pics of then-Miss America Vanessa Williams.” Yawn.
TMZ says it’s unclear if the guy plans to release the pictures. I’d be willing to bet yes.
If you want to see how women looked naked in the late 1970s, jump on in. It’s NSFW, duh.
This pic isn’t the one found in the storage locker. It’s just one of millions that come up when you Google ‘Madonna naked’. Hmmm…something about it remind’s me of Gustave Courbet’s ‘Origin of the Universe’. I can’t quite put my finger on it.