ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE AT WAFFLE HUT

Now this looks like a place where I can go to hang, recover from a hangover, or just go and get fucked out in the back by the dumpster. Don’t judge, we’ve all been there. Am I right?

Now if there are three people I love, it’s Wendi McClendon Covey, Lin Shaye, and Drew Droege—and they’re all slinging waffles under the safe roof. Well, lucky me because Phil’s hungry.

Apparently, this is just the appetizer, but if there isn’t going to be a main course and at least a sliver of dessert, I’m gonna get plenty angry. This little clip has whet this Philly’s whistle and the only thing that’s gonna satiate it is more waffle.