My spies in PDX have given me the 411 on last night’s drunken debauchery out in Portland. Gossip’s lead singer and all around belle of the ball, Beth Ditto was arrested for disorderly conduct. Now, for those of you not up-to-date with your fancy police jargon, that loosely translates to ‘bitch was having a good ol’ time and the po-po got her’.

All the dirty details are inside.

Beth was out at the Bungalo Bar (I want to go!) and was refused more of the drink because she was inebriated. Drunk at a bar? Weird things do happen in Portland.

Anyway, as Beth sauntered out in the grandest of fashion, she started yelling on the sidewalk, “Obama! Obama!”. Of course she did. What would you expect her to yell? ‘Romney, Romney?’

Well, it wasn’t her lucky night because apparently there was some other ne’er do well out graffitiing up walls with his can of spray paint. The pigs were there, cuffing up the street punk, when they decided on a two-for-one deal. They charged Ms. Ditto with second-degree disorderly conduct and threw her ass in the back of the police cruiser. Court date is pending.

Okay, now let’s get serious for a second. Just take a gander at that mug shot. This is the face of a person I need to hang out with. We all know anyone sporting a pair of chola eyebrows knows how to have a good time. Beth, call me the next time you’re in the bay area. We’ll go out to Bench And Bar in Oakland and I promise no one will arrest you. You can support Obama as loud as you want.

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