Of course you have! Well, in cased you’ve missed him (it’s been awhile since his pioneering late night BBC show, after all), Dirty Looks NYC is bringing him back for a limited time!

Yes, my babies, it’s true. White Columns will be screening three episodes of his brilliant series at the end of this month! For all the dirty details, you go right here.

Still hungry? Jump in for Divine David aka, David Hoyle’s thoughts on masturbation.

[Via dis Magazine]

Oh, and here’s a video of a monkey eating a banana and then masturbating:

Photographer Ben Toms and stylist Robbie Spencer have created a menagerie of quiet, creepy images for Dazed & Confused’s June 2013 issue. Models wear Dior and Prada. More inside.

That last shot is a Rick Owens mink glove from his Spring/Summer ’13 collection. I included it just because it’s so perfect. More Animal Haus pics over at High Snobiety.

Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO, the closeted, self-hating gay and proud douchebag, Mike Jeffries doesn’t like fat people. In fact, he hates them so much he refuses to sell women’s clothes in any size larger than large. He sells men’s clothes in size XL and XXL, but that’s only for guys with so many muscles that they need a larger size.

Oh, and he only wants good-looking people buying his clothes. During a recent interview with Business Insider, he explained, “…we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.”

And in case you’re craving more asshole, he continued, “In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids. Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”

Anyway, the hilarious and clever Greg Karber has come up with the best way possible to stick it to Jeffries: he started a campaign to supply homeless people all over the country with A&F clothes! Watch the joyously funny video above to see how you can help out!

James Toback (check out his brilliant Mike Tyson documentary, ‘Tyson’ from 2008) has a new movie coming out. It’s a documentary that he shot while at last year’s Cannes Film Festival. He talks to icons of cinema like Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Bernardo Bertolucci, and Roman Polanski about the state of cinema and how difficult it’s becoming to get a film financed.

Toback shot the film along with Alec Baldwin as the two were trapsing about the French festival trying to raise money for an upcoming project they’ll both collaborate on.

‘Seduced And Abandoned’ will premiere at Cannes Monday evening. It was picked up by HBO earlier last week and will air on the channel sometime this year.

I no longer get a boner for Apple. I mean, don’t get me wrong, they make a good product and as a designer their machines are virtually necessary tools, but my love affair has faded. I’ve been using Apple products for nearly 30 years. True story. Back in the 5th grade my computer teacher was all Apple all the time. I think the other teachers thought he was weird (and he was), but he was also ahead of his time. He saw the quality in Apple. Now, not to take anything away from his prescience, but probably the real reason we had them at our school was because Apple gave their machines to schools for free. Drug dealers work this way. Kids get it for free (you’ll pay later). Hey, it works, right?

We used Apple IIe’s. This was back when they came with ‘closed’ and ‘open’ apple keys on either side of the spacebar. Google it. Everyone else in the world used PC’s (except for designers) and my parents thought I was crazy for saving thousands of dollars to buy a PowerMac 6100. And I was (that machine was outdated fast). Anyway, I was passionate and loved my Apple.

Now it’s 2013 and my 60+ year old parents covet Apple. Samsung has caught up. HTC does cool stuff, even if no one knows. The iPhone is starting to look downright clunky. Their insistence to keep a small screen in a world of big screens?? Those thick borders around the screen? Quality has gone way down. Good luck getting your $4,000 MacBook Pro to run smoothly in 4 years. My $99 DVD player works great 8 years in. The thing is, people don’t really covet quality today. We’re enamored by marketing.

As I’ve gotten older I’ve realized the value in smoke and mirrors. Steve Jobs was a marketer. He didn’t invent anything. There may be an argument that Steve Wozniak invented the graphic user interface, but I think Xerox actually did. The Steves took it and sold it to everyone in a very cool way. This is talent, no question.

I think Apple’s greatest achievement is two-fold: 1) getting people to appreciate good industrial design; and 2) getting a computer in everyone’s hand (palm?)

Anyway, does it really matter what they did in the past? The only thing that matters is what is happening now. Besides, I think the whole concept of lusting after new tech gadgets is starting to feel dated in-and-of-itself. What’s next? Because—as any guy will tell you—it’s all about the new pussy. And the new pussy ain’t Apple.

Truth be told, I’m actually looking for a colored top. But, as my mom always says, ‘beggars can’t be choosers’, right?

Thanks, Larry! [Via John Polly Says]

New Ryan Trecartin interview. Co.DESIGN

‘Window Dressing At London’s Dover Street Market’. The Independent

PBS greenlights California-style ‘Downton Abbey’. Tellyspotting

Gotye has to share 45% of his profits from ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’. Complex

The new YSL boutique in Paris. YSL

The greatest ‘Great Gatsby’ cake ever created. WOW Report

Portugese twins. Hello. OMG Blog

Cooking to escape corporations? Huffington Post

Singing Whitney Houston fan forces emergency landing of American Airlines flight. The Wrap

Sarah Polley on her new documentary. Thompson On Hollywood

Melvin the Machine was created by design firm Hey Hey Hey as the main attraction at Dutch Design Week 2010. They describe it as a Rube Goldberg machine with a twist. It not only goes wildly out of its way to perform relatively simple tasks, it also films people watching it and posts the videos to Facebook and Twitter to promote iteself. And if that’s not enough, it also prints posters and t-shirts that it sells to fund its own survival.

More pics inside.

[Via Yatzer; Source: Melvin The Machine]

So I can’t decide if this is totes adorbs or child abuse. Is he a little boy with natural-born style, or a brat with a duck-faced mom who has a penchant for raising douchebags of the highest order? Whichever camp you sit in, there’s no question, he’s going to be a nightmare—if he isn’t already. Oh, and his dog’s name is Hendrix. I think they live in Santa Monica. Looking at their Instagram just makes me want to run down to my local St. Vincent De Paul thrift store and swath him in a bundle of old hobo clothes. This can’t end well.

More inside.

Photographer Adrien Toubiana lives and works in Paris. He shoots all kinds of things including still life, editorial, advertising, and even tits and ass. More inside. NSFW.