To get rid of some cash, Apple will pay a dividend. Huffington Post

Like A Virgin, Like A Prayer, and now ladies and gentlemen, Like A Bitch. Drowned Madonna

Gay marriage proposal at a hockey game. No, it’s not dudes, I said hockey game. Towleroad

The dark side of Facebook memes. Buzzfeed

Lies from Mike Daisey do not mean everything is a-okay at Apple factory. Reuters

Damien Hirst says he pervertedly likes his own work. The Daily Beast

The Catholic church castrated a boy to cure him of the gay. Dutch News

The Godfather as told in 3 GIFs. Slate

Charlize Theron says she is available to work with Michael Fassbender’s penis. Gawker

If you don’t know why she would say that, then you haven’t seen this (nsfw).

Personal photographs of Audrey Hepburn in new book. Hollywood Reporter