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The Dildo That Ruined My Life
These are the kinds of things you live for on the internet. Forget about the cat videos for a second. I’m talking about pussy. And more specifically, what happens when said pussy takes over a woman’s mind, controls her life, and ruins her marriage. And I thought these kinds of things only happened to men. Welcome to the club, ladies!
Jump in to read one woman’s story of dildo depravity—in her own words! I highly recommend it.
NSFW.
[more]David Karp And His Mom, Barbara
“Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company [Tumblr], David Karp was
[more]Have You Met The Lovely And Talented Divine David?
Of course you have! Well, in cased you’ve missed him (it’s been awhile since his pioneering late night BBC show, after all), Dirty Looks NYC is bringing him back for a limited time!
Yes, my babies, it’s true. White Columns will be screening three episodes of his brilliant series at the end of this month! For all the dirty details, you go right here.
Still hungry? Jump in for Divine David aka, David Hoyle’s thoughts on masturbation.
[more]A Clever Solution To Abercrombie & Fitch’s Desire To Not Sell Clothes To Fat People
Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO, the closeted, self-hating gay and proud douchebag, Mike Jeffries doesn’t like fat people. In fact, he hates them so much he refuses to sell women’s clothes in any size larger than large. He sells men’s clothes in size XL and XXL, but that’s only for guys with so many muscles that they need a larger size.
Oh, and he only wants good-looking people buying his clothes. During a recent interview with Business Insider, he explained, “…we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.”
And in case you’re craving more asshole, he continued,
[more]A Versatile Wardrobe
Truth be told, I’m actually looking for a colored top. But, as my mom always says, ‘beggars can’t be choosers’, right?
Thanks, Larry! [Via John Polly Says]
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