Okay, so I’m not sure why I have missed this show before. It’s right up my alley. Or maybe ‘Locked Up Abroad’ appeals to me because I have a fantasy of being a broad locked up? Anyway, it’s been on for a few seasons but this boy is just getting caught up. It’s on National Geographic Channel (I know, I feel so diverse already). Not sure when the season started, but you know they run everything 20 times. So tune in already, the party’s just getting started! It’s everything you need: cocky douchebags who’ve never travelled before and think they can get away with anything–even in Venezuela (hot!), long, dirty prison scenes, foreign cops in tight uniforms (sometimes with berets), long, dirty prison scenes, lots of accents, sweat, re-enactments (aka, roleplaying), cavity searches, long, dirty prison scenes. Who knew National Geographic Channel was the new Bravo? Anyone know if they have an unrated version?