So many people talk about Madonna and why they think she’s been so successful and influential in pop culture. She’s the queen of reinventing herself, blah blah blah. We’ve heard it a thousand times, but here’s something a little different. The fabulous Sandra Bernhard gives us her thoughts on Maddy and it’s the most insightful 2 minutes of Madonna talk I’ve heard in awhile.
SIDEBAR: I don’t have National Geographic Channel so I missed their lovely anthropologic examination of the 80s. Did you watch?
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Goddamn it! Why have I never seen this brilliance before now? If you don’t like Sandra Bernhard you won’t like this post (goodbye, thin-lipped bitch!), but if you do, you’ll fucking love it (you sexy, power-pout loudmouth, you!)
Apparently Sandy was shilling for MAC Cosmetics way back in 2006 and no one told me. I thought you cared?
Anyone, I’m moving forward. The clip starts out pretty standard but around the :50 second mark it really gets going. That’s when dear old Sandy is kind enough to warn any ‘little freaked out intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitches’ that they better turn away now or she’ll scare the living shit right out of them.
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Several celebrities including Kevin Bacon, Meryl Streep, Sarah Silverman, Sandra Bernhard, and Amy Poehler have banded together to support ‘Draw The Line’, a new campaign aimed at protecting women’s rights. The initiative asks men and women across the country to sign a newly created Bill of Reproductive Rights.
The bill states: