When you’re in the South of Spain, you simply must jump on a ferry, go across the Strait of Gibraltar (it’s only an hour), and get dumped off in Morocco. You’ll be in Tangier! Snake charmers and camels! Mosaics! You’ll have more of a culture shock going that one hour from Spain to Morocco than you will traveling from the US to Spain, or wherever it is you’re coming from. Maybe Germany? Japan? Those are really the only choices. Everyone else is poor and can’t afford to travel. Except for China, but they don’t really let their people out of the country so easily. And not that the people are the ones with the money. And besides, they’re much too busy these days making your iPhones. We get to travel not them. Feeling guilty? Yeah, I know. It’s a first-world problem.

Well, anyway, I went to Tangier